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HI! I Have a Background
and this is it. I was born on a stormy September evening safely tucked away in a submarine deep in hostile Russian territory. My father, Tupac Shakur Doyle, and my mother, Notorious B.I.G Doyle were on a joint Crip/Blood intelligence reconnaissance mission. The reds were up to something...something...something...I could feel it. Although only a few hours old new born I knew what I had to do. Promptly producing my cell phone I assembled a crack squad of homies, popped my glock, and got ready to bounce. Look out Ivan, its go time. I love to be in the snow. Im like, ah sweet, snow. THANKS
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"Are you there god? It's me, TUPAC SHAKUR" |
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"YES, I AM." |
Interests
I enjoy long walks on the beach, rainy days and drawing cars with guns on them. I once drew a car composed entirely of guns, it also had wings but it wasn't a plane. It was a gun car that had gun wings, in hindsight I doubt it could actually fly so they weren't so much wings as gun platforms. I watched a show once called battlestar galactica. I only saw the first episode but it seemed very exciting. I think there was a robot, or it might of been a cyborg. I think they called it a cylon but I'm pretty sure that a cylon is a washing machine...Anyway my interests are a lot like battlestar galactica, there are robots.
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"I AM A CYLON" |
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"I am also a Cylon" |
Hobbies
In my spare time I like to hunt down and harpoon pandas in their natural element. Preferably when they're at their most surprised looking. I harpooned a Panda enjoying a day out at the cinema once. Priceless. When im not harpooning panda's or attending diplomatic functions i like to relax by launching footballs randomly in public parks. I have the world's most powerful foot, it has been clocked at speeds of 210 km/ph. That's over 200 km/ph! Thats faster than 10 toddlers on Tricycles careening down hill. I am the leader of a drug cartel. We are called the mighty cobras. GO COBRAS GO.
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Just chillin' with my homies. |
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"OW MY FACE" |
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